The Ballad of Johnny Coyne

Johnny Coyne is currently doing a nickel for shoplifting. The desk sergeant saw him and said, “Man, you’re like a bad penny. Didn’t you learn any cents from the last time?”

The jail’s clergy asked Coyne if he wanted to convert, but Coyne’s response was, “Sorry, that’s not how I roll.”

When asked for their two cents, Coyne’s parents said, “We don’t know what happened. He was always the Coyne Star. He was going to be the next Cash, but then he flipped and he refused to change.”

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